Sports give us great moments like that cold Tuesday night in Reading, and they also unfortunately have a habit of giving us what they gave me in Manchester that Saturday.
Excitement built all week as I imagined what the match would be like. We were underdogs, heavy ones. And rightly so. But we’d been underdogs against United before, and I felt like we could get a result. The idea of celebrating a late winner against those vile, deplorable packs of excrement kept me up at night. Asking that Dutch piece of shit what the score was? Unthinkable. The week pressed on.
Having missed Halloween, I decided to dress up as Arsene Wenger for my trip up there. That night I turned down going out and getting hammered because I knew I’d need to get up ferociously early. I woke up and got breakfast, then suited up.
It was fucking show time.
I boarded my train at Euston, and was surrounded by Man United fans. It was disgusting to see so many of them, but I can’t really complain about football fans making pilgrimages to see their club, now can I? The train ride there wasn’t as quick as I’d have liked. I really wanted to get to the ground and enjoy pre-match festivities with the rest of the Gooners at the ground, but there was a delay. More time for me to get anxious.
Upon arrival at Manchester Piccadilly it became apparent that I had no plan for getting to Old Trafford. When I’d gone to City before, Eastlands was only a half hour walk from the station and I managed to hop on a bus that took me straight there. Old Trafford was a different matter. I began to ask around, and after getting some confusing advice, I just decided to walk around until I found some more traveling Gooners.
It didn’t take long. I ran into a few heading away from some pub, and just asked if they were headed to Old Trafford. Yes was their answer. It was a father, his son, and his son’s friend. Their only question was “Are you a United fan?” My response, “fuck no!”
Between the four of us we didn’t have much of an idea of a quick way to the ground, so we hailed a cab and were on our way. I have to keep saying that the reception from pretty much everyone over here has been fantastic as far as me being an American Arsenal fan. I had figured from day one I’d have to earn people’s respect because they probably see American “fans” quite a bit who are fake and don’t really know anything about the club because they haven’t put the time in to learn. Not the case at all. I told them I was dressed up as Arsene Wenger for Halloween and we started singing “There’s two Arsene Wengers! Two Arsene Wengers!” in the cab. I asked them questions about their favorite moments and told them about all the matches I’d been to and how I’d saved up money for two years to get over to watch the Gunners. I don’t expect people to be impressed by my determination, but it feels nice to have it acknowledged. We sang songs together in the back of the cab until we were dropped off a short way from the ground. The march began.
On the way toward the stadium, the two younger ones had the balls to start up “Can you hear United sing? NO. NO. Can you hear United sing? I can’t hear a FUCKING THING!” and I got my nuts together and joined them. We were surrounded by the enemy though. My suit hid my true allegiance but my voice could not. We got told to shut up, got called wankers. It was exhilarating. Once we got to the ground, we were separated (I was in one section of the away support and they in the other). We vowed to meet after the match, but sadly I never saw them again and probably never will. Shame.
We’d only just arrived about ten minutes before kick-off and despite my desire for some alcohol I rushed to my seat, which was right next to the United fans. The ground filled up, and in short order we started singing. Most of it was about our former Captain, now waiting poised in the wings to haunt us. The ghost of over a hundred goals, floating across the pitch in ugly checkered red drapery. It was well and truly on.
Out they came, and we were in full voice in support of our lads and so completely against them, and him. I have never before heard such vehement hatred for an opposing player and I have never before FELT it. I’ve hated a lot of players in my time as a sports fan, but never have I hated one as much as I hate Robin Van Persie. That lying, disrespectful piece of dog shit deserves everything he gets even if I can’t bring myself to sing about a false rape accusation. One thing’s for sure though. Oooooh Robin, you are a CUNT.
So with the biggest match of the season having just begun and having been hammered 8-2 on this ground last year, a little defensive solidity for the first 20 minutes would have been an excellent plus, especially considering the attacking talents of aforementioned traitorous cunt. So of course in true Arsenal fashion we did the exact opposite.
To the surprise of exactly zero people on the entire planet, Andre Santos was left completely exposed (being fair, the flick on was brilliant) down the left, and the ball into the box wasn’t dealt with well. Vermaelen mis-kicked it and it bounced once. I shouted “No!” as it floated perfectly in the air for who else? Van Persie’s affectionately dubbed chocolate right leg smacked the ball. It wasn’t the cleanest hit we’ve seen from him, but it did enough to bundle it past Vito’s outstretched hand. Not two minutes in and we’d conceded to our former Captain, who had the gall to not celebrate scoring against us as if that display of good will would ingratiate him to us. No, now I wanted Jack to break his fucking legs even more.
Wilshere quickly picked up a yellow card for being a complete bulldog. We all chanted ‘Super Jack’ but I shouted ‘Jack, save that for Van Persie, fuck’s sake.’ It was a sign of things to come for Jack, and the goal was a sign of things to come for Arsenal.
We couldn’t create anything and United just came at us wave after wave, mostly down the left. I cannot figure out why nothing was done to either aid Andre Santos or swap him positions, but he clearly couldn’t cope with what United were doing. This had been obvious in several of the previous matches, and that Arsene couldn’t see what was bloody obvious to everyone in the stands is a little worrying.
The first have pressed on and we created fuck all. The United fans were well and truly awful. If we’d been winning 1-0 at home against a team we hated, the place would be buzzing. I know the Grove had been deathly quiet against Schalke, but we had played like shit and lost. United were WINNING and playing quite well and still there was no noise from the ‘Cockney Boys’. We goaded them with questions about their famous atmosphere. We told them it was so quiet, and then shouted that we’d race them back to London. We couldn’t even get a peep out of them sans the few wind up merchants sitting right near us. Pathetic.
At the end of the first half, they won a penalty because of a Santi Cazorla handball. Van Persie declined taking it, in what I suspect was another show of good will toward Arsenal, or perhaps he wanted Wayne Rooney to feel a little bit better about himself since his relegation to second best striker at United. Regardless, Wayne missed the penalty in hilarious fashion and that should’ve been the platform we took into the second half to build off of.
Instead it was more of the same. Frustrating lack of penetration and movement. Waves of United attacks, mostly down the left. They hit the post and should’ve scored. Giroud missed a decent chance. Wenger brought on Walcott but it didn’t change too much. United were offside several times, wasting glorious chances to put us out of our misery and finally they did it. Evra headed home a cross to put them 2-0 up, and as if that hadn’t made things feel hopeless enough, Wilshere was sent off for a second yellow soon later. It was well and truly over.
I guess the most frustrating thing about the match aside from letting that cunt score two minutes in, was that despite being completely outplayed from whistle to whistle, we could’ve still gotten something from it. If we had been more clinical in front of goal and less toothless in possession, this is a match we could’ve gotten a draw out of, at least.
From the dark clouds over our club that day though, rising above the cries fouling the name of Ivan Gazidis and through the massive amounts of discontent, one bit of joy emerged. With fifteen minutes remaining, some of us began. Just as our Gooners in arms had done all last year in the face of a loss at Old Trafford, we sang it loud and proud. “We love you Arsenal, we do.” Was the sound that the final 15 minutes of the match were played out to. We got our very deserved consolation in the form of a nice goal from Cazorla.
I sat and reflected after the match, taking some pictures of the Theatre of Nightmares for novelty’s sake. Some of the other Gooners screamed obscenities at the United fans, who just laughed. They don’t care. They really don’t care nearly as much as we do. What an existence totally devoid of any fun, for them. For them, winning as as much of a novelty as my pictures of the stadium. They can in no way appreciate glory the same way we could.
And that’s where my point about the overall effects of being a sports fan comes in. The teams that I’ve supported over the years feature some dominant champions as well as some complete and utter stinkers. My Yankees are probably the most historically dominant sports franchise in the Western Hemisphere. They are Real Madrid in Baseball form. However, I have followed two teams that have endured decades of futility. The St. Louis Rams, my NFL team, are in the midst of futility right now. And my hockey team, the Pittsburgh Penguins, were so bad at one point that they were very nearly moved out of Pittsburgh for greener pastures. I endured with the Penguins and watched them when they were finishing last in the league. I wore the cap, the colours, I supported them as they were battered over and over.
And then, from the ashes they built a core of fantastic young players. Two of the best, Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin formed a tandem not much unlike Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp. That team rose up and defied expectations and gave me the greatest moment I’ve ever had as a sports fan. After losing the Stanley Cup Finals in 2008 to the Detroit Red Wings (while I was living an hour outside of Detroit, surrounded by Wings fans), they fought and clawed their way back to the Finals in 2009. We had lost one of our best players from the previous year, Marian Hossa, and he had signed malevolently enough with the Red Wings who were facing us down in the Finals once again. The Red Wings defeated us in the first 2 games of the best of 7 series, just as they had in 2008. Things looked bleak. But showing heart and character that I struggle to describe, the 2009 Penguins battled back. We won Games 3 and 4 to level the series.
We were then blown out of the water in Game 5, because their star player Pavel Datsyuk returned and led a masterclass performance to put us on the brink of defeat. Game 6 was a tight, gritty affair and we quite literally clung on til the very last second for a 2-1 victory, setting up a decisive Game 7. I have waxed poetic about this game so many times. That brisk June night, I watched by myself as I’d had a cold. The Penguins came into that game as firm underdogs, as they’d been all series against the mighty Red Wings, but on this night each player had received a text from Team Owner and former Penguin legend Mario Lemeiux (the second greatest player of all time) telling them he’d be seeing them at center ice later on. They took it to heart and played one of the most amazing games of hockey I’d ever seen.
With six seconds to go, this happened. It’s probably tough to understand if you don’t know hockey, but I know any Gooner can recognize the joy on the faces of those Penguin players, and I matched it completely. I went mental. I ran around my house screaming that we’d won the Cup. I went outside and shrieked it at the people at the convenience store across from me. I ran back upstairs and then collapsed in a heap of tears on my floor, completely unable to believe what I’d just seen and totally drained of energy. My joy could only be expressed with tears.
Would I have gotten that moment? Would I have been able to enjoy that fucking brilliant moment of bliss that was better than anything else thus far in my entire life if I hadn’t stuck with the Penguins when they were in the doldrums of the league? Would I have been able to properly grasp how great that feeling was if I hadn’t been stung through the heart by our loss to the Red Wings in the previous year? Absolutely not.
So when I see the disillusioned Gooners talking about going on strike, talking about giving up on the team for good, I just can’t fathom it. We were all disappointed at Wembley when Birmingham beat us. We were all gutted when Bendtner missed that chance in the Nou Camp. We all were ‘nearly there’ with the team as they just about turned around 4-0 against Milan. Just as we were all torn apart to watch our club outclassed once again at Old Trafford by a team clearly several leagues our better.
But giving up? Are you fucking joking with me?
Yes, criticize the manager and the board. They aren’t infallible, but if you give up you are going to miss out on moments like Reading. You are going to miss out on nights like 2-1 against Barcelona, or days like5-2. In order to fully appreciate those moments you need to go through the tough parts. You need to sit through beatings at Old Trafford, you need to grit your teeth and bear through the pain of letting a trophy slip through our fingers in the dying seconds. You cannot give up and leave your fellow Gooners in the trenches because when we all come out, we want you to be with us, singing “We love you Arsenal, we do.”
So please realize that in sports, there are highs and lows. In order to enjoy the wonders of the highs, you have to be strong through the lows and sing that fucking song whether we win or lose. Come on You Gunners.